Kalshi · Football · Baseball
hax.meowingtons is a NFL pro on Kalshi: 137 picks, 67.2% win rate, $6K profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 60 have settled: 45 won, 15 lost, 75.0% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NFL | 20 | 20 | 16 | 80.0% |
| NCAAF | 19 | 19 | 11 | 57.9% |
| MLB | 15 | 15 | 13 | 86.7% |
| NBA | 6 | 6 | 5 | 83.3% |
hax.meowingtons mainly predicts NFL: 20 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 67.2% hit rate over 137 orders, P&L $6K, ROI 21.2%. In NFL, 16 of 20 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-11-01 02:16 UTC+0. Method: methodology
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| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-11-01 | North Carolina Tar Heels 35:38 Miami (FL) NCAAF | Miami (FL) wins | Won |
| 2026-10-31 | Syracuse Orange 30:27 SMU Mustangs NCAAF | SMU wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Green Bay Packers 27:19 Carolina Panthers NFL | Green Bay wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Philadelphia Eagles 21:38 Dallas Cowboys NFL | Dallas wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Seattle Seahawks 20:3 Kansas City Chiefs NFL | Seattle wins | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Atlanta Falcons 29:20 San Francisco 49ers NFL | Atlanta wins | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | New Mexico Lobos 21:16 North Dakota St. NCAAF | New Mexico wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Michigan Wolverines 6:13 Indiana Hoosiers NCAAF | Indiana wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Stanford Cardinal 31:28 NC St. NCAAF | Stanford wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Stanford Cardinal 31:28 NC St. NCAAF | NC St. wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | San Antonio Spurs 110:114 Houston Rockets NBA | Houston wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Tulsa Golden Hurricane 35:38 Army Black Knights NCAAF | Tulsa wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Tulsa Golden Hurricane 35:38 Army Black Knights NCAAF | Army wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Virginia Cavaliers 16:19 Duke Blue Devils NCAAF | Duke wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Virginia Cavaliers 16:19 Duke Blue Devils NCAAF | Virginia wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-22 | Sam Houston Bearkats 24:30 New Mexico State Aggies NCAAF | New Mexico St. wins | Won |
| 2026-10-21 | San Antonio Spurs 104:116 Oklahoma City Thunder NBA | Oklahoma City wins | Won |
| 2026-10-20 | New York Knicks 100:106 Philadelphia 76ers NBA | New York wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-20 | New York Knicks 100:106 Philadelphia 76ers NBA | Philadelphia wins | Won |
| 2026-10-20 | San Francisco 49ers 23:17 Washington Commanders NFL | San Francisco wins | Won |
| 2026-10-18 | Oregon Ducks 17:14 Nebraska Cornhuskers NCAAF | Nebraska wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-18 | Cleveland Guardians Tampa Bay Rays MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Won |
| 2026-10-17 | Los Angeles Lakers 106:121 Denver Nuggets NBA | Denver wins | Won |
| 2026-10-16 | Los Angeles Dodgers 4:6 Milwaukee Brewers MLB | Milwaukee wins | Won |
| 2026-10-16 | Denver Broncos 17:14 Seattle Seahawks NFL | Denver wins | Won |
| 2026-10-15 | Los Angeles Dodgers 2:6 Milwaukee Brewers MLB | Milwaukee wins | Won |
| 2026-10-13 | Los Angeles Rams 34:37 Buffalo Bills NFL | Buffalo wins | Won |
| 2026-10-12 | Atlanta Falcons 23:30 Baltimore Ravens NFL | Atlanta wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-09 | Dallas Cowboys 16:24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers NFL | Tampa Bay wins | Won |
| 2026-10-09 | Western Kentucky Hilltoppers 34:13 Missouri State Bears NCAAF | Western Kentucky wins | Won |
| 2026-10-08 | San Diego Padres 1:3 Milwaukee Brewers MLB | Milwaukee wins | Won |
| 2026-10-08 | San Diego Padres 1:3 Milwaukee Brewers MLB | San Diego wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-08 | New York Yankees 3:4 Tampa Bay Rays MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Won |
| 2026-10-08 | Kennesaw State Owls 26:27 Jacksonville State Gamecocks NCAAF | Kennesaw St. wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-07 | Chicago White Sox 3:9 Cleveland Guardians MLB | Cleveland wins | Won |
| 2026-10-07 | San Diego Padres 4:3 Milwaukee Brewers MLB | San Diego wins | Won |
| 2026-10-06 | New Orleans Saints 24:45 ATL Falcons NFL | ATL -10.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-06 | New Orleans Saints 24:45 ATL Falcons NFL | Atlanta wins | Won |
| 2026-10-06 | Philadelphia 76ers 120:97 New York Knicks NBA | Philadelphia wins | Won |
| 2026-10-04 | Las Vegas Raiders 27:30 Kansas City Chiefs NFL | Kansas City wins | Won |
| 2026-10-04 | Las Vegas Raiders 27:30 Kansas City Chiefs NFL | Las Vegas wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-03 | Virginia Tech Hokies 33:35 Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC (Pittsburgh) NCAAF | Virginia Tech wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-02 | Tulsa Golden Hurricane 44:45 North Texas Mean Green NCAAF | North Texas wins | Won |
| 2026-10-02 | CLE Browns 27:24 PIT Steelers NFL | Cleveland wins | Won |
| 2026-10-02 | CLE Browns 27:24 PIT Steelers NFL | Pittsburgh wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-02 | CLE Browns 27:24 PIT Steelers NFL | CLE -7.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-01 | San Diego Padres 4:1 Chicago Cubs MLB | San Diego wins | Won |
| 2026-10-01 | New York Yankees 9:2 Boston Red Sox MLB | New York Y wins | Won |
| 2026-09-30 | Houston Astros 3:7 Chicago White Sox MLB | Chicago WS wins | Won |
| 2026-09-30 | Atlanta Braves 3:4 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-30 | New York Yankees 9:0 Boston Red Sox MLB | New York Y wins | Won |
| 2026-09-29 | Chicago Bears 27:7 Philadelphia Eagles NFL | Chicago wins | Won |
| 2026-09-28 | Denver Broncos 30:26 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Denver wins | Won |
| 2026-09-28 | Denver Broncos 30:26 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Los Angeles R wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Buffalo Bills 24:16 Los Angeles Chargers NFL | Buffalo wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Washington 24:27 Minnesota NCAAF | Minnesota wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Seattle 8:4 Los Angeles Angels MLB | Seattle wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Chicago WS 6:9 Colorado MLB | Colorado wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Marshall Thundering Herd 36:35 Gardner-Webb Runnin' Bulldogs NCAAF | Gardner-Webb wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Florida Gators 52:28 Ole Miss Rebels NCAAF | Florida wins | Won |