Kalshi · Football
noisy.octopus is a Liga Leumit pro on Kalshi: 36 picks, 72.2% win rate, $234 profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 60 have settled: 20 won, 40 lost, 33.3% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Liga Leumit | 13 | 13 | 6 | 46.2% |
| Liga de Expansion MX | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0.0% |
| Vietnam V-League 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | — |
| Saudi Pro League | 3 | 3 | 0 | — |
| Allsvenskan | 3 | 3 | 2 | — |
| Bundesliga | 2 | 2 | 2 | — |
noisy.octopus mainly predicts Liga Leumit: 13 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 72.2% hit rate over 36 orders, P&L $234, ROI 43.6%. In Liga Leumit, 6 of 13 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-10-24 16:49 UTC+0. Method: methodology
| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-24 | Borussia Dortmund (Dortmund) 1:0 Eintracht Frankfurt (Frankfurt) Bundesliga | Under 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Girona FC 5:1 Celta Fortuna La Liga 2 | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Borussia Dortmund (Dortmund) 1:0 Eintracht Frankfurt (Frankfurt) Bundesliga | Under 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Valencia 1:2 Villarreal CF La Liga | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Leuven 2:2 Lommel SK Belgian Pro League | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Treffers Groesbeek 3:3 Jong Sparta Tweede Divisie | Under 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Bodoe/Glimt 0:1 Vålerenga Fotball (Valerenga) Eliteserien | Under 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | West Ham United F.C. (West Ham) 2:3 Southampton F.C. (Southampton FC) EFL Championship | Under 4.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Arsenal F.C. (Arsenal FC) 2:0 Everton F.C. (Everton FC) Premier League | Under 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Club Necaxa 1:1 Juarez Liga MX | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Club Necaxa 1:1 Juarez Liga MX | Under 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Tepatitlán F.C. (Tepatitlan) 0:4 Cancún F.C. (Cancun FC) Liga de Expansion MX | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Tepatitlán F.C. (Tepatitlan) 0:4 Cancún F.C. (Cancun FC) Liga de Expansion MX | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Tepatitlán F.C. (Tepatitlan) 0:4 Cancún F.C. (Cancun FC) Liga de Expansion MX | Under 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Milwaukee Bucks 125:132 Chicago Bulls NBA | Under 260.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | PSG W 1:0 Montpellier W French Women's Première Ligue | Under 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Deportivo Alavés (Alaves) 1:1 Málaga CF (Malaga) La Liga | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Al Ahli Saudi Club Al-Khaleej Saudi Pro League | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Bolton Wanderers F.C. (Bolton) 1:5 Middlesbrough F.C. (Middlesbrough FC) EFL Championship | Under 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Rot-Weiss Essen 1:0 Regensburg German 3. Liga | Under 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | IF Elfsborg 0:0 Malmö FF (Malmo) Allsvenskan | Under 0.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | IF Elfsborg 0:0 Malmö FF (Malmo) Allsvenskan | Under 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Alanyaspor 1:2 Kocaeli Super Lig | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Rot-Weiss Essen 1:0 Regensburg German 3. Liga | Under 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Vasteraas SK 1:2 Halmstad Allsvenskan | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Randers FC 1:3 Brøndby IF (Broendby) Danish Superliga | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Randers FC 1:3 Brøndby IF (Broendby) Danish Superliga | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Bolu 0:3 Van TFF 1. Lig | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | FC Botoşani 1:3 FC Petrolul Ploieşti Romanian Liga I | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | FC Botoşani 1:3 FC Petrolul Ploieşti Romanian Liga I | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Al-Shamal 2:3 Qatar SC Qatar Stars League | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Al-Shamal 2:3 Qatar SC Qatar Stars League | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Al-Faisaly FC (Al-Faisaly) 1:3 Al Nassr Club Saudi Pro League | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Al-Faisaly FC (Al-Faisaly) 1:3 Al Nassr Club Saudi Pro League | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Maccabi Ironi Kiryat Gat 2:2 Nazareth Liga Leumit | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | H. Rishon Lezion 0:3 Hapoel Kfar Shelem Liga Leumit | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | M. Herzliya 0:1 Kabilio Jaffa Liga Leumit | Under 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Bnei Yehuda 5:1 Hapoel Kiryat Yam Liga Leumit | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Bnei Yehuda 5:1 Hapoel Kiryat Yam Liga Leumit | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Ironi Modiin 0:6 Maccabi Bney Reine Liga Leumit | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Ironi Modiin 0:6 Maccabi Bney Reine Liga Leumit | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Kfar Saba 2:0 Hapoel Afula Liga Leumit | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Kfar Saba 2:0 Hapoel Afula Liga Leumit | Under 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | FC Kafr Qasim 0:1 Ashdod Liga Leumit | Under 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | FC Kafr Qasim 0:1 Ashdod Liga Leumit | Under 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Hapoel Acre 0:1 Ra`anana Liga Leumit | Under 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Hapoel Acre 0:1 Ra`anana Liga Leumit | Under 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | The Cong - Viettel 2:2 Bac Ninh Vietnam V-League 1 | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | The Cong - Viettel 2:2 Bac Ninh Vietnam V-League 1 | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Inter Kashi FC 1:5 East Bengal FC Indian Super League | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Inter Kashi FC 1:5 East Bengal FC Indian Super League | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Gia Lai 0:2 Nghe An Vietnam V-League 1 | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Gia Lai 0:2 Nghe An Vietnam V-League 1 | Under 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Brisbane 2:1 Perth A-League Men | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Brisbane 2:1 Perth A-League Men | Under 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Oaxaca 2:1 Cruz Azul Hidalgo Liga de Expansion MX | Under 0.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Clube de Regatas do Flamengo (Flamengo) 0:0 Estudiantes de La Plata (Estudiantes La Plata) CONMEBOL Libertadores | Under 0.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Atlético Nacional (Atletico Nacional) 3:0 Pasto Colombian Liga DIMAYOR | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Oaxaca 2:1 Cruz Azul Hidalgo Liga de Expansion MX | Under 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Clube de Regatas do Flamengo (Flamengo) 0:0 Estudiantes de La Plata (Estudiantes La Plata) CONMEBOL Libertadores | Under 1.5 | Won |