Kalshi · Football · Top pro
pretty.parrotfish9589 is a NFL pro on Kalshi: 119 picks, 67.2% win rate, $41K profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 60 have settled: 19 won, 41 lost, 31.7% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NFL | 9 | 9 | 1 | 11.1% |
| MLS | 7 | 7 | 2 | 28.6% |
| Liga MX | 5 | 5 | 1 | 20.0% |
| DFB Pokal | 5 | 5 | 3 | 60.0% |
| NCAAF | 3 | 3 | 1 | — |
| Bundesliga | 3 | 3 | 0 | — |
pretty.parrotfish9589 mainly predicts NFL: 9 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 67.2% hit rate over 119 orders, P&L $41K, ROI 40.6%. In NFL, 1 of 9 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-10-29 04:40 UTC+0. Method: methodology
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| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-29 | America 1:1 Club Tijuana Liga MX | Over 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-29 | Vancouver Whitecaps FC (Vancouver) 4:1 San Diego FC MLS | Over 4.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-29 | Vancouver Whitecaps FC (Vancouver) 4:1 San Diego FC MLS | VAN +1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-29 | Chicago Fire FC 2:2 Orlando MLS | Over 4.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-29 | Inter Miami CF 2:2 FC Cincinnati MLS | Over 3.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-28 | AFC Bournemouth 3:0 Aston Villa F.C. (Aston Villa FC) EFL Cup | Over 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-28 | SC Freiburg 3:2 VfL Wolfsburg DFB Pokal | 1H Over 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-28 | Radnicki Kragujevac 1:2 FK Železničar Pančevo (FK Zeleznicar Pancevo) Serbian SuperLiga | Over 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-28 | Los Angeles Lakers 129:136 Portland Trail Blazers NBA | Los Angeles L wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-28 | Tampa Bay Rays 4:3 Milwaukee Brewers MLB | Milwaukee wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Missouri State Bears 24:3 Sam Houston Bearkats NCAAF | MOSU +5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Borussia Dortmund (Dortmund) 3:2 Bremen DFB Pokal | Over 4.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Sestao River Club (Sestao) 4:3 RCD Espanyol de Barcelona (Espanyol) Copa del Rey | Over 3.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Sestao River Club (Sestao) 4:3 RCD Espanyol de Barcelona (Espanyol) Copa del Rey | Espanyol To Advance | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Rot-Weiss Essen 1:2 Leipzig DFB Pokal | Over 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | US Sassuolo Calcio 2:6 SS Lazio Serie A | Over 6.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Rot-Weiss Essen 1:2 Leipzig DFB Pokal | 1H Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Rot-Weiss Essen 1:2 Leipzig DFB Pokal | Leipzig wins 1st Half | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Philadelphia Eagles 21:38 Dallas Cowboys NFL | DAL +7.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Philadelphia Eagles 21:38 Dallas Cowboys NFL | Philadelphia wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) 2:0 Olympique Lyonnais (Lyon) Ligue 1 | PSG wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | C.D. Santa Clara (Santa Clara Azores) 1:2 S.L. Benfica (SL Benfica) Liga Portugal | BEN -1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | C.D. Santa Clara (Santa Clara Azores) 1:2 S.L. Benfica (SL Benfica) Liga Portugal | SL Benfica wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Copenhagen 1:1 Odense Boldklub (Odense BK) Danish Superliga | Over 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Al Ain FC 2:1 Tractor Tabriz AFC Champions League | 1H Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Club Tijuana 4:1 Santos Laguna (Club Santos Laguna) Liga MX | Over 5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Club Tijuana 4:1 Santos Laguna (Club Santos Laguna) Liga MX | 1H Over 2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Los Angeles FC 2:2 LA Galaxy MLS | Over 4.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Seattle Seahawks 20:3 Kansas City Chiefs NFL | Jaxon Smith-Njigba: 2+ touchdowns | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Seattle Seahawks 20:3 Kansas City Chiefs NFL | Jaxon Smith-Njigba: 1+ touchdowns | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Las Vegas Raiders 21:35 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Puka Nacua: 3+ touchdowns | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Las Vegas Raiders 21:35 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Puka Nacua: 2+ touchdowns | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Atlanta Falcons 29:20 San Francisco 49ers NFL | San Francisco wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Red Bull New York (New York RB) 2:0 Inter Miami CF MLS | Over 4.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Red Bull New York (New York RB) 2:0 Inter Miami CF MLS | Over 5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Den Haag 2:3 SC Heerenveen Eredivisie | Over 5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | FCSB 4:1 Rapid Bucuresti Romanian Liga I | Over 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | FCSB 4:1 Rapid Bucuresti Romanian Liga I | FCSB wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Borussia Dortmund (Dortmund) 1:0 Eintracht Frankfurt (Frankfurt) Bundesliga | Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Borussia Dortmund (Dortmund) 1:0 Eintracht Frankfurt (Frankfurt) Bundesliga | Over 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Borussia Dortmund (Dortmund) 1:0 Eintracht Frankfurt (Frankfurt) Bundesliga | Over 4.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Dordrecht 2:4 Venlo Eerste Divisie | Over 5.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Bodoe/Glimt 0:1 Vålerenga Fotball (Valerenga) Eliteserien | Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | West Ham United F.C. (West Ham) 2:3 Southampton F.C. (Southampton FC) EFL Championship | Tie 1st Half | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | West Ham United F.C. (West Ham) 2:3 Southampton F.C. (Southampton FC) EFL Championship | West Ham wins 1st Half | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Aston Villa F.C. (Aston Villa FC) 2:1 Manchester City F.C. (Manchester City FC) Premier League | Over 4.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Aston Villa F.C. (Aston Villa FC) 2:1 Manchester City F.C. (Manchester City FC) Premier League | Over 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Atlante F.C. (Atlante FC) 0:1 San Luis Liga MX | Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Club Necaxa 1:1 Juarez Liga MX | Over 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Tulsa Golden Hurricane 35:38 Army Black Knights NCAAF | ARMY +6.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Tulsa Golden Hurricane 35:38 Army Black Knights NCAAF | ARMY +1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Milwaukee Brewers 3:2 Tampa Bay Rays MLB | MIL -1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Milwaukee Bucks 125:132 Chicago Bulls NBA | Milwaukee wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Bolton Wanderers F.C. (Bolton) 1:5 Middlesbrough F.C. (Middlesbrough FC) EFL Championship | 1H Over 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Stade Brestois 29 (Stade Brest 29) 1:2 Nice Ligue 1 | 1H Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Al Qadsiah FC (Al Qadsiah) 2:3 Al Hilal SFC (Al Hilal) Saudi Pro League | 1H Over 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Al-Faisaly FC (Al-Faisaly) 1:3 Al Nassr Club Saudi Pro League | Over 3.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Al-Faisaly FC (Al-Faisaly) 1:3 Al Nassr Club Saudi Pro League | Over 2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Chicago Bears 30:24 New England Patriots NFL | A.J. Brown: 2+ touchdowns | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Chicago Bears 30:24 New England Patriots NFL | A.J. Brown: 1+ touchdowns | Lost |