Kalshi · American football
blind.laugh is a MLB pro on Kalshi: 31 picks, 61.3% win rate, $277 profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 60 have settled: 27 won, 33 lost, 45.0% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| MLB | 23 | 23 | 10 | 43.5% |
| NFL | 16 | 16 | 5 | 31.3% |
| NCAAF | 13 | 13 | 8 | 61.5% |
| WNBA | 7 | 7 | 4 | 57.1% |
| Intl Friendlies | 1 | 1 | 0 | — |
blind.laugh mainly predicts MLB: 23 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 61.3% hit rate over 31 orders, P&L $277, ROI 24.9%. In MLB, 10 of 23 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-10-09 11:55 UTC+0. Method: methodology
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| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-09 | New York Liberty 83:85 Atlanta Dream WNBA | Under 173.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-07 | Golden State Valkyries 83:81 Las Vegas Aces WNBA | Over 156.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-06 | San Diego Padres 4:3 Milwaukee Brewers MLB | Team Over 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-04 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers 14:17 Green Bay Packers NFL | GB -2.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-03 | Cleveland Guardians 0:3 Chicago White Sox MLB | Over 6.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-03 | Golden State Valkyries 77:73 Dallas Wings WNBA | GS -3.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-01 | Tulsa Golden Hurricane 44:45 North Texas Mean Green NCAAF | UNT -2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-30 | Atlanta Braves 3:4 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-30 | San Diego Padres 4:1 Chicago Cubs MLB | San Diego first 5 innings winner | Won |
| 2026-09-30 | Houston Astros 3:7 Chicago White Sox MLB | Team Over 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-30 | Houston Astros 3:7 Chicago White Sox MLB | Houston first 5 innings winner | Lost |
| 2026-09-30 | Atlanta Braves 3:4 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | F5 Over 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-30 | Atlanta Braves 3:4 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta first 5 innings winner | Lost |
| 2026-09-29 | San Diego Padres 8:0 Chicago Cubs MLB | Team Over 3.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-29 | Houston Astros 3:6 Chicago White Sox MLB | Chicago WS wins | Won |
| 2026-09-29 | Atlanta Braves 5:3 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Team Over 3.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-28 | Chicago Bears 27:7 Philadelphia Eagles NFL | Saquon Barkley: 1+ touchdowns | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Chicago Bears 27:7 Philadelphia Eagles NFL | PHI -2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Chicago Bears 27:7 Philadelphia Eagles NFL | Philadelphia win the 1st Half | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Chicago Bears 27:7 Philadelphia Eagles NFL | Philadelphia win the 2nd Half | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Chicago Bears 27:7 Philadelphia Eagles NFL | Philadelphia win the 1st Quarter | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Chicago Bears 27:7 Philadelphia Eagles NFL | PHI -2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Golden State Valkyries 104:80 Dallas Wings WNBA | GS +9.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Golden State Valkyries 104:80 Dallas Wings WNBA | GS +6.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Golden State Valkyries 104:80 Dallas Wings WNBA | Dallas wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-28 | Denver Broncos 30:26 Los Angeles Rams NFL | LAR +3.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-28 | Denver Broncos 30:26 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Davante Adams: 1st Touchdown | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Atlanta Dream 92:77 Washington Mystics WNBA | Atlanta wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Denver Broncos 30:26 Los Angeles Rams NFL | Under 44.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16:23 Minnesota Vikings NFL | Under 51.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16:23 Minnesota Vikings NFL | MIN +1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Jacksonville Jaguars 35:6 New England Patriots NFL | Under 46.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Nevada Wolf Pack 33:36 Air Force Falcons NCAAF | AFA -5.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Tulane Green Wave 24:21 Southern Miss Golden Eagles NCAAF | TULN +21.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Chicago WS 6:9 Colorado MLB | F5 Over 4.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Toronto 1:5 Cincinnati MLB | Toronto first 5 innings winner | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Athletics 2:13 Houston MLB | Over 9.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Tennessee 17:20 Texas Longhorns NCAAF | TEX +5.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Tulane Green Wave 24:21 Southern Miss Golden Eagles NCAAF | TULN +17.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Georgia Southern Eagles 28:42 Houston NCAAF | HOU +17.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Ohio St. 42:19 Illinois Fighting Illini NCAAF | OSU +27.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Louisville Cardinals 27:30 Wake Forest Demon Deacons NCAAF | LOU +11.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Georgia men's national football team (Georgia) 41:13 Oklahoma NCAAF | UGA +13.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-26 | Indiana Hoosiers 29:23 Northwestern Wildcats NCAAF | IND +20.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Kansas City 9:12 Cleveland MLB | F5 Under 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-25 | Seattle 5:7 Los Angeles Angels MLB | Los Angeles A first 5 innings winner | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | San Diego 4:11 Arizona Diamondbacks MLB | F5 Over 4.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Chicago WS 6:1 Colorado MLB | Over 8.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-25 | UAB Blazers 24:20 Navy Midshipmen NCAAF | NAVY -6.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-25 | California Golden Bears 10:24 Clemson Tigers NCAAF | California wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-25 | Boston Red Sox 4:3 Chicago Cubs MLB | Team Over 3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-25 | Boston Red Sox 4:3 Chicago Cubs MLB | F5 Over 3.5 | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | India men's national football team (India) 1:1 Panama men's national football team (Panama) Intl Friendlies | PAN -1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-25 | Los Angeles Dodgers 2:4 San Diego MLB | LAD -1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-09-25 | Seattle 4:6 Los Angeles Angels MLB | Seattle first 5 innings winner | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Green Bay Packers 14:35 Atlanta Falcons NFL | Matthew Golden: 1st Touchdown | Lost |
| 2026-09-24 | Green Bay Packers 14:35 Atlanta Falcons NFL | Matthew Golden: 50+ receiving yards | Won |
| 2026-09-24 | Green Bay Packers 14:35 Atlanta Falcons NFL | Bijan Robinson: 40+ receiving yards | Lost |
| 2026-09-24 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers 17:34 Liberty Flames NCAAF | Liberty wins | Won |
| 2026-09-24 | Los Angeles Dodgers 1:5 San Diego MLB | Los Angeles D first 5 innings winner | Lost |