Kalshi · Football
bear.laugh is a Saudi Pro League pro on Kalshi: 48 picks, 67.9% win rate, $426 profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 55 have settled: 28 won, 27 lost, 50.9% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saudi Pro League | 8 | 8 | 3 | 37.5% |
| Ligue 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | — |
| Liga MX | 5 | 2 | 1 | — |
| Brasileiro Serie A | 4 | 4 | 4 | — |
| Argentina Primera Division | 3 | 3 | 1 | — |
| La Liga | 3 | 3 | 0 | — |
bear.laugh mainly predicts Saudi Pro League: 8 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 67.9% hit rate over 48 orders, P&L $426, ROI 64.7%. In Saudi Pro League, 3 of 8 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-10-31 01:18 UTC+0. Method: methodology
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| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-31 | Tampa Bay 1:1 Miami FC USL Championship | Tampa Bay wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Club Atlético Huracán (Huracan) 0:2 Tigre Argentina Primera Division | Tie is the result | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Club Atlético Huracán (Huracan) 0:2 Tigre Argentina Primera Division | Huracan wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Racing Club (Racing Avellaneda) 2:1 Club Atlético Aldosivi (Aldosivi) Argentina Primera Division | Racing Avellaneda wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Criciúma Esporte Clube (Criciuma) 2:0 Associação Atlética Ponte Preta (Ponte Preta) Brasileiro Serie B | Criciuma wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | S.C. Corinthians Paulista (Corinthians) 2:0 Mirassol Futebol Clube (Mirassol FC) Brasileiro Serie A | Corinthians wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Puebla F.C. (Club Puebla) 1:1 Pumas UNAM Liga MX | Over 1.5 | Pending |
| 2026-10-30 | Juarez 3:1 Querétaro F.C. (Queretaro) Liga MX | Over 1.5 | Pending |
| 2026-10-30 | Louisville City FC 1:0 Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC (Pittsburgh) USL Championship | Louisville City wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | San Luis 0:1 Atlas F.C. (Atlas FC) Liga MX | Over 0.5 | Pending |
| 2026-10-30 | Villarreal CF 0:1 RCD Espanyol de Barcelona (Espanyol) La Liga | Tie is the result | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Lille OSC (Lille) 1:0 R.C. Lens (Lens) Ligue 1 | Lille wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Lille OSC (Lille) 1:0 R.C. Lens (Lens) Ligue 1 | Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Nice 5:2 Stade Rennais F.C. (Stade Rennais FC 1901) Ligue 1 | Nice wins | Pending |
| 2026-10-30 | Villarreal CF 0:1 RCD Espanyol de Barcelona (Espanyol) La Liga | Both Teams To Score | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | SV Elversberg (Elversberg) 4:1 1. FSV Mainz 05 (Mainz) Bundesliga | Mainz wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Al Ittihad Alexandria 0:0 El Gaish Egyptian Premier League | Al Ittihad wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Al-Shabab Football Club (Al-Shabab) 6:1 Al Ahli Saudi Club Saudi Pro League | Al-Shabab wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | KS Cracovia (Cracovia Krakow) 1:2 Motor Lublin Ekstraklasa | Motor Lublin wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Cottbus 1:2 VfL Bochum Bundesliga 2 | Cottbus wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Al-Diriyah Club (Diriyah Club) 1:2 AL Suqoor Saudi Pro League | Tie is the result | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Casa Pia A.C. (Casa Pia AC) 0:2 Sporting CP Liga Portugal | Sporting CP wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Górnik Zabrze (Gornik Zabrze) 0:0 Legia Warsaw (Legia Warszawa) Ekstraklasa | Gornik Zabrze wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | S.V. Zulte Waregem (SV Zulte Waregem) 2:4 Club Brugge K.V. (Club Brugge) Belgian Pro League | Club Brugge wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Al-Shabab Football Club (Al-Shabab) 6:1 Al Ahli Saudi Club Saudi Pro League | Al Ahli Saudi wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Bodoe/Glimt 3:2 Viking FK Eliteserien | Bodoe/Glimt wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Lyngby Boldklub (Lyngby BK) 2:1 Randers FC Danish Superliga | Lyngby wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | NorthEast Utd 1:1 Bengaluru FC Indian Super League | Tie is the result | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Sheffield United F.C. (Sheffield United FC) 1:0 Wrexham A.F.C. (Wrexham AFC) EFL Championship | Over 1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Villarreal CF 0:1 RCD Espanyol de Barcelona (Espanyol) La Liga | Villarreal wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Konyaspor 0:4 Galatasaray S.K. (Galatasaray) Super Lig | Galatasaray wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Bielefeld 3:1 Eintracht Braunschweig (Braunschweig) Bundesliga 2 | Bielefeld wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Cottbus 1:2 VfL Bochum Bundesliga 2 | Bochum wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Asyut Petroleum 1:1 El Gouna FC (El Gouna) Egyptian Premier League | El Gouna wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | KS Cracovia (Cracovia Krakow) 1:2 Motor Lublin Ekstraklasa | Cracovia Krakow wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Lille OSC (Lille) 1:0 R.C. Lens (Lens) Ligue 1 | Both Teams To Score | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Nice 5:2 Stade Rennais F.C. (Stade Rennais FC 1901) Ligue 1 | Both Teams To Score | Pending |
| 2026-10-30 | Le Havre AC 1:5 Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) Ligue 1 | PSG wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Abha FC 1:1 Al Ittihad Saudi Pro League | Al-Ittihad wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-30 | Al-Diriyah Club (Diriyah Club) 1:2 AL Suqoor Saudi Pro League | Over 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Esenler 3:2 Keciorengucu TFF 1. Lig | Esenler wins | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | SV Elversberg (Elversberg) 4:1 1. FSV Mainz 05 (Mainz) Bundesliga | Over 1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-30 | Oaxaca 1:0 Zacatecas Liga de Expansion MX | Oaxaca wins | Won |
| 2026-10-29 | América de Cali (America Cali) 2:1 Fortaleza Fútbol Club (Fortaleza CEIF) Colombian Liga DIMAYOR | America Cali wins | Won |
| 2026-10-29 | Grêmio FBPA (Gremio) 2:0 Paranaense Brasileiro Serie A | Gremio wins | Won |
| 2026-10-29 | Atlético Nacional (Atletico Nacional) 2:0 Independ. Santa Fe Colombian Liga DIMAYOR | Atletico Nacional wins | Won |
| 2026-10-29 | Melgar 1:1 Comerciantes U. Peru Liga 1 | Melgar wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-29 | Clube Atlético Mineiro (Atletico Mineiro) 0:1 Cruzeiro E.C. (Cruzeiro) Brasileiro Serie A | Cruzeiro wins | Won |
| 2026-10-29 | CR Vasco da Gama (Vasco da Gama) 1:4 Clube de Regatas do Flamengo (Flamengo) Brasileiro Serie A | Flamengo wins | Won |
| 2026-10-29 | Manchester City WFC 1:1 PSG W Women's Champions League | MCI -1.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-29 | Club Sporting Cristal (Sporting Cristal) 3:2 Club Alianza Lima Peru Liga 1 | Sporting Cristal wins | Won |
| 2026-10-29 | Al Nassr Club 5:3 Al-Kholood Saudi Pro League | ALN -3.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-29 | Al Nassr Club 5:3 Al-Kholood Saudi Pro League | ALN -2.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-29 | Al Nassr Club 5:3 Al-Kholood Saudi Pro League | ALN -1.5 | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Tolima 0:1 Pasto Colombian Liga DIMAYOR | Tie is the result | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | America 1:2 CF Pachuca Liga MX | Tie is the result | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Club Nacional de Football 0:1 Liverpool F.C. (Montevideo) (Liverpool Montevideo) Uruguay Primera Division | Tie is the result | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | San Diego Wave FC W 2:2 Boston Legacy FC W NWSL | San Diego Wave FC wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Kansas City W 2:1 Washington W NWSL | Kansas City wins | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Atlas F.C. (Atlas FC) 4:3 Puebla F.C. (Club Puebla) Liga MX | Atlas wins | Won |