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desirable.chimpanzee5369 is a MLS pro on Kalshi: 433 picks, 67.1% win rate, $40K profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 60 have settled: 31 won, 29 lost, 51.7% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| MLS | 8 | 8 | 4 | 50.0% |
| Argentina Primera Division | 6 | 6 | 4 | 66.7% |
| AFC Champions League | 6 | 6 | 3 | 50.0% |
| Serie A | 5 | 5 | 4 | 80.0% |
| Premier League | 5 | 5 | 1 | 20.0% |
| Liga MX | 4 | 4 | 2 | — |
desirable.chimpanzee5369 mainly predicts MLS: 8 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 67.1% hit rate over 433 orders, P&L $40K, ROI 19.7%. In MLS, 4 of 8 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-10-28 00:08 UTC+0. Method: methodology
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| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-28 | Ceará Sporting Club (Ceara) 0:2 Goiás Esporte Clube (Goias) Brasileiro Serie B | Goias wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Academia Puerto Cabello 0:1 Caracas Fútbol Club (Caracas FC) Venezuela Liga FUTVE | Academia Puerto Cabello wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Argentinos Juniors 1:0 Rivadavia Argentina Primera Division | Argentinos Juniors wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | AS Roma 4:2 Cagliari Calcio Serie A | Roma wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | SV Elversberg (Elversberg) 0:2 Darmstadt DFB Pokal | Elversberg wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Fleetwood Town F.C. (Fleetwood) 1:1 Arsenal F.C. (Arsenal FC) EFL Cup | Arsenal wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Mantova 1911 0:2 US Cremonese Serie B | Mantova wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Benevento Calcio 1:1 Unione Sportiva Catanzaro (US Catanzaro 1929) Serie B | Benevento wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Al-Shamal 3:1 Al Hilal SFC (Al Hilal) AFC Champions League | Al Hilal wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | US Sassuolo Calcio 2:6 SS Lazio Serie A | Lazio wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Hamburg 1:3 Eintracht Frankfurt (Frankfurt) DFB Pokal | Frankfurt wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Asteras Tripoli F.C. (Asteras Tripolis) 0:2 Kifisia Greek Cup | Asteras Tripolis wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Shabab AlAhli Dubai Club (Shabab Al-Ahli) 2:0 Esteghlal AFC Champions League | Shabab Al-Ahli wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Inter Milano U23 2:1 S.S. Scafatese Calcio 1922 (SS Scafatese Calcio) Serie C | Inter Milano U23 wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Abha Saudi Club 0:1 Al-Faisaly FC (Al-Faisaly) Saudi Pro League | Al-Faisaly wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Beijing Guoan 2:2 Jeonbuk FC AFC Champions League | Beijing Guoan wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Daejeon Hana Citizen FC (Daejeon Citizen) 0:1 Kobe AFC Champions League | Kobe wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Shanghai Port F.C. (Shanghai Port) 2:3 Cong An Ho Chi Minh City FC (CONG AN) AFC Champions League | Shanghai Port wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-27 | Independ. Santa Fe 2:1 Bucaramanga Colombian Liga DIMAYOR | Independ. Santa Fe wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Instituto Cordoba 1:0 Deportivo Riestra (CD Riestra) Argentina Primera Division | Instituto Cordoba wins | Won |
| 2026-10-27 | Jaguares 1:0 Llaneros Colombian Liga DIMAYOR | Jaguares wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Unión de Santa Fe (Union Santa Fe) 3:1 Estudiantes de La Plata (Estudiantes La Plata) Argentina Primera Division | Union Santa Fe wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Club Universidad de Chile (U de Chile) 4:1 Everton de Viña del Mar Chile Liga de Primera | U de Chile wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) 2:0 Olympique Lyonnais (Lyon) Ligue 1 | PSG wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Galatasaray S.K. (Galatasaray) 2:1 Fenerbahçe Istanbul (Fenerbahce) Super Lig | Galatasaray wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Neftchi 1:2 Al Ittihad AFC Champions League | Al-Ittihad wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Club Tijuana 4:1 Santos Laguna (Club Santos Laguna) Liga MX | Tijuana wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | America 1:2 CF Pachuca Liga MX | Pachuca wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | America 1:2 CF Pachuca Liga MX | America wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | FC Barcelona 1:2 Real Madrid La Liga | Barcelona wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Stade Rennais F.C. (Stade Rennais FC 1901) 3:0 RC Strasbourg Alsace Ligue 1 | Stade Rennais wins | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Liverpool F.C. (Liverpool FC) 2:0 Brighton & Hove Albion F.C. (Brighton) Premier League | Liverpool wins | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Crystal Palace F.C. (Crystal Palace FC) 0:2 Newcastle United F.C. (Newcastle) Premier League | Crystal Palace wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | AS Monaco FC 1:1 Lille OSC (Lille) Ligue 1 | Monaco wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Phoenix Rising FC 3:3 Lexington SC USL Championship | Tie is the result | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | San Diego FC 2:2 Seattle MLS | Seattle wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Pumas UNAM 1:1 Tigres UANL (Tigres) Liga MX | Pumas UNAM wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Phoenix Rising FC 3:3 Lexington SC USL Championship | Phoenix Rising wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | San Diego FC 2:2 Seattle MLS | San Diego FC wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Real Salt Lake (Salt Lake) 3:0 St. Louis City SC (Saint Louis) MLS | Salt Lake wins | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Houston 0:0 Minnesota MLS | Houston wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | FC Dallas 3:0 San Jose Earthquakes (San Jose) MLS | Dallas wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Red Bull New York (New York RB) 2:0 Inter Miami CF MLS | Miami wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | SS Lazio 2:1 Parma Calcio 1913 Serie A | Lazio wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Columbus Crew (Columbus) 4:2 Toronto FC MLS | Columbus wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Club Atlético Banfield (Banfield) 1:1 Club Atlético Lanús (Lanus) Argentina Primera Division | Tie is the result | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Club Atlético Banfield (Banfield) 1:1 Club Atlético Lanús (Lanus) Argentina Primera Division | Banfield wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Montreal 0:2 Nashville SC MLS | Nashville wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Chelsea F.C. (Chelsea FC) 0:2 Tottenham Hotspur F.C. (Tottenham) Premier League | Chelsea wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | SSC Napoli (Napoli) 3:3 AS Roma Serie A | Roma wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Santander 2:1 RCD Espanyol de Barcelona (Espanyol) La Liga | Santander wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Como 1907 2:0 US Sassuolo Calcio Serie A | Como wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Rayo Vallecano (Vallecano) 0:3 Elche CF La Liga | Vallecano wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Aston Villa F.C. (Aston Villa FC) 2:1 Manchester City F.C. (Manchester City FC) Premier League | Manchester City wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Sport Club do Recife (Sport Recife) 2:1 Criciúma Esporte Clube (Criciuma) Brasileiro Serie B | Tie is the result | Lost |
| 2026-10-24 | Sport Club do Recife (Sport Recife) 2:1 Criciúma Esporte Clube (Criciuma) Brasileiro Serie B | Sport Recife wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | Tigre 0:1 Atlético Tucumán (Atletico Tucuman) Argentina Primera Division | Tigre wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Ind. del Valle 0:0 Uni Catolica Ecuador LigaPro | Ind. del Valle wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | Ipswich Town F.C. (Ipswich Town FC) 1:1 Nottingham Forest F.C. (Nottingham Forest FC) Premier League | Ipswich Town wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-23 | VfB Stuttgart 2:3 M´gladbach Bundesliga | Stuttgart wins | Lost |