Kalshi · Football
damn.joy is a NCAAF pro on Kalshi: 22 picks, 81.8% win rate, $573 profit. Real on-chain positions, updated daily.
Of the 60 most recent predictions listed below ( to ), 60 have settled: 39 won, 21 lost, 65.0% accuracy.
| League | Records | Settled | Won | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NCAAF | 20 | 20 | 16 | 80.0% |
| NFL | 16 | 16 | 6 | 37.5% |
| MLB | 10 | 10 | 5 | 50.0% |
| EuroLeague | 3 | 3 | 2 | — |
| Champions League | 3 | 3 | 3 | — |
| La Liga | 2 | 2 | 2 | — |
damn.joy mainly predicts NCAAF: 20 of the last 60 recorded predictions. Platform: Kalshi.
Across the settled orders we have collected: 81.8% hit rate over 22 orders, P&L $573, ROI 31.2%. In NCAAF, 16 of 20 recent settled predictions were correct.
Hit rate = correct settled predictions ÷ settled predictions; pending ones are not counted. P&L and ROI use the cost and settlement of each public position. Past results do not predict future ones.
Source: public positions on Kalshi. Data as of 2026-10-27 02:19 UTC+0. Method: methodology
| Date | Match | Pick | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-27 | Philadelphia Eagles 21:38 Dallas Cowboys NFL | Dallas wins | Won |
| 2026-10-26 | Tampa Bay Rays 1:10 Milwaukee Brewers MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-26 | Sevilla FC 2:0 Club Atlético Osasuna (Osasuna) La Liga | Sevilla wins | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Detroit Lions 20:17 Green Bay Packers NFL | Green Bay wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Houston Texans 21:27 New York Giants NFL | J.J. McCarthy: 250+ passing yards | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Carolina Panthers 13:43 Tampa Bay Buccaneers NFL | Carolina wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | New Orleans Saints 10:16 Pittsburgh Steelers NFL | Rico Dowdle: 1+ touchdowns | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | New Orleans Saints 10:16 Pittsburgh Steelers NFL | New Orleans wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-25 | Bilbao 4:0 Getafe CF La Liga | Bilbao wins | Won |
| 2026-10-25 | Texas Longhorns 34:27 Ole Miss Rebels NCAAF | Texas wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | UCF Knights 31:31 BYU Cougars NCAAF | UCF wins | Won |
| 2026-10-24 | South Carolina Gamecocks 27:24 Tennessee NCAAF | South Carolina wins | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Milwaukee Brewers 3:2 Tampa Bay Rays MLB | Milwaukee wins | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Virginia Cavaliers 16:19 Duke Blue Devils NCAAF | Duke wins | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Paris Basketball 93:104 Valencia BC (Valencia Basket) EuroLeague | Valencia Basket wins | Won |
| 2026-10-23 | Chicago Bears 30:24 New England Patriots NFL | Under 46.5 | Lost |
| 2026-10-21 | Sporting CP 2:3 LASK Linz (LASK) Champions League | LASK wins | Won |
| 2026-10-21 | Hapoel Tel Aviv (Hapoel Tel-Aviv) 90:81 Virtus Bologna EuroLeague | Hapoel Tel-Aviv wins | Won |
| 2026-10-20 | Adhyaksa 1:1 Malut United Indonesia Super League | Malut United wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-18 | Las Vegas Raiders 30:33 Buffalo Bills NFL | Buffalo wins | Won |
| 2026-10-15 | Cleveland Guardians 3:2 Tampa Bay Rays MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-14 | AS Roma 3:4 Real Madrid Champions League | Real Madrid wins | Won |
| 2026-10-13 | Tampa Bay Rays 3:1 Cleveland Guardians MLB | Tampa Bay wins | Won |
| 2026-10-13 | Galatasaray S.K. (Galatasaray) 1:4 FC Barcelona Champions League | Barcelona wins | Won |
| 2026-10-07 | SSG Landers 6:3 NC Dinos Korea KBO | SSG Landers wins | Won |
| 2026-10-04 | Buffalo Bills 26:29 New England Patriots NFL | Buffalo wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-03 | Clemson Tigers 13:41 Miami (FL) NCAAF | Miami (FL) wins | Won |
| 2026-10-03 | South Carolina Gamecocks 34:35 Kentucky Wildcats NCAAF | South Carolina wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-03 | Houston 27:17 UCF Knights NCAAF | Houston wins | Won |
| 2026-10-03 | Mississippi State Bulldogs 23:56 Alabama Crimson Tide NCAAF | Alabama wins | Won |
| 2026-10-03 | Delaware Blue Hens 14:30 Liberty Flames NCAAF | Liberty wins | Won |
| 2026-10-02 | Virginia Tech Hokies 33:35 Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC (Pittsburgh) NCAAF | Virginia Tech wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-02 | CLE Browns 27:24 PIT Steelers NFL | Pittsburgh wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-02 | New Mexico State Aggies 34:13 Western Kentucky Hilltoppers NCAAF | New Mexico St. wins | Won |
| 2026-10-01 | Atlanta Braves 6:2 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta wins | Won |
| 2026-10-01 | Paris Basketball 82:78 BC Zalgiris Kaunas EuroLeague | BC Zalgiris Kaunas wins | Lost |
| 2026-10-01 | Uzbekistan men's national football team (Uzbekistan) 4:1 Syria men's national basketball team (Syria) Intl Friendlies | Uzbekistan wins | Won |
| 2026-09-30 | Tamworth 2:0 Sutton English National League | Tamworth wins | Won |
| 2026-09-30 | Atlanta Braves 3:4 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-29 | Atlanta Braves 5:3 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Philadelphia wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-29 | Atlanta Braves 5:3 Philadelphia Phillies MLB | Atlanta wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Dallas Cowboys 31:34 Baltimore Ravens NFL | Baltimore wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16:23 Minnesota Vikings NFL | Minnesota wins | Won |
| 2026-09-27 | Cleveland Browns 21:18 Carolina Panthers NFL | Carolina wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Jacksonville Jaguars 35:6 New England Patriots NFL | New England wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Washington 24:27 Minnesota NCAAF | Washington wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | Stanford Cardinal 34:27 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets NCAAF | Georgia Tech wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-27 | USC Trojans 27:41 Oregon Ducks NCAAF | Oregon wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Miami (OH) RedHawks 24:21 UConn Huskies NCAAF | Miami (OH) wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Georgia men's national football team (Georgia) 41:13 Oklahoma NCAAF | Georgia wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | England men's national association football team (England) 2:3 Spain men's national football team (Spain) Nations League | Spain wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | California Golden Bears 10:24 Clemson Tigers NCAAF | Clemson wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | Indiana Hoosiers 29:23 Northwestern Wildcats NCAAF | Indiana wins | Won |
| 2026-09-26 | UAB Blazers 24:20 Navy Midshipmen NCAAF | UAB wins | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Brown Bears 10:14 Harvard Crimson NCAAF | Harvard wins | Won |
| 2026-09-25 | Boston 0:1 Cleveland MLB | Boston wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-24 | Green Bay Packers 14:35 Atlanta Falcons NFL | Green Bay wins | Lost |
| 2026-09-24 | Seattle Storm 91:103 Dallas Wings WNBA | Dallas wins | Won |
| 2026-09-23 | Boston 1:0 Cleveland MLB | Boston wins | Won |
| 2026-09-22 | Los Angeles Rams 28:6 New York Giants NFL | Los Angeles R wins | Won |